Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, MOM walks into the bathroom, following empty tubs of VICKS VAP O RUB on the floor, leading up to a naked RAYNE, lying on the floor, sick, completed covered in VICKS. RAYNE You need to lock your medicine cabinet. NEXT ROW RAYNE'S HOUSE – DEN. RAYNE, very sick, is lying on the couch when DAD walks in. DAD How you feeling? RAYNE Not great. DAD feels his forehead. DAD Have you moved all day? RAYNE I blinked twice. DAD Looks to what RAYNE is watching on the TV. DAD Price is right? RAYNE All day. RAYNE looks thoughtful and whispers to DAD. RAYNE I wanna see where Bob Barker lives. RAYNE Sounds like miles and miles of cats and dogs just doing it. RAYNE The sex. DAD gets up. DAD It's time for your NyQuil. RAYNE Put it in the sippy cup.

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