Con Tales
(Will walks over to where SOHMER is slumped in his seat. Lar explains)
Will: What's wrong with him?
Lar: Yesterday, they were out of Funnel cakes.
(LAR pats SOHMER on the back)
Will: And today?
Lar: The Funnel Cake machine was broken.
(MOSS tries to help, as SOHMER looks up at him)
Moss: I hear ISIS has funnel cakes.
Sohmer: I have an open mind and I'm listening.