Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 CON TALES – TITLE PANEL. PANEL 2 CALGARY EXPO – PANEL. SOHMER and LAR are on stage, leading a panel, about to start. SOHMER is about to start, when a MINION stops him. SOHMER Thank you for- MINION Excuse me! Sorry! MINION We can't start just yet. PANEL 3 CALGARY EXPO – PANEL. The MINION sheepishly starts a video. SOHMER is in shock. MINION We need to watch a short video first. SOHMER Holy shit. SOHMER Are you forcing them to watch commercials before our panel? PANEL 4 CALGARY EXPO – PANEL. The MINION looks down in embarrassment. LAR doesn't look up from his drawing. MINION …I have to. SOHMER Shall I assume the next step is some Marvel stickers to Nascar his ass? LAR I'm happy I shaved.

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