Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, DAD pulls his car into the driveway, where RAYNE is sitting there with a hat in front of him for spare change. DAD Why are you panhandling in front of our house? RAYNE I'm not! NEXT PANEL,RAYNE explains his defence. RAYNE I'm crowd funding. NEXT ROW INSIDE – DAD's DESK. DAD is working in his little home office RAYNE Dad? RAYNE is holding CANDYLAND. RAYNE Come play with me. DAD Sorry kid, but I need to do this paperwork. RAYNE looks at DAD very solemnly. RAYNE Family. RAYNE's eyes go big. RAYNE Isn't it about time? Cut to DAD and RAYNE in the basement, setting up CANDYLAND. RAYNE shrugs. DAD I think you took the wrong moral out of those commercials. RAYNE That I can manipulate people's emotions and faith to get what I want?

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