TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is standing there waiting for ERIC to walk down the hallway. RAYNE is holding a hammer, and turns to the reader with a smile. RAYNE I'm a nut cracker. NEXT ROW INSIDE – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE and DAD have just finished watching STAR WARS, and RAYNE looks thoughtful. RAYNE They take the one fat guy in Star Wars and they shove him into an x-wing. RAYNE mimes the flying ship. RAYNE He's not so much flying the ship as wearing it. RAYNE nods to himself. RAYNE Anyhow, that's why he died. DAD disagrees. DAD He died when a Tie fighter shot him down. RAYNE He died because there was no other way to get him out of that ship. DAD gets up to turn of the TV. DAD I'm glad that's your takeaway here. RAYNE And they named him Jek Porkins. RAYNE Because I guess Fatty McPilot Guy would've been too obvious.