Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 CAMPAIGN EVENT. 4 reporters are in the front row raising their hands, trying to get the CAVE TROLL's attention. CAVE TROLL points to the REPORTER. REPORTER Cave Troll! Cave Troll! PANEL 2 CAMPAIGN EVENT. REPORTER 1 asks his questions. REPORTER What are your thoughts on illegal immigration? PANEL 3 CAMPAIGN EVENT. CAVE TROLL violently grabs REPORTER to eat. PANEL 4 CAMPAIGN POSTER. While CAVE TROLL is eating REPORTER 1, REPORTER 2 is rightly shocked. 3 and 4 explain to him it's no big deal. REPORTER 2 -The fuck? REPORTER 3 Obviously he doesn't mean it. REPORTER 4 Cave troll is just trying to start a conversation.

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