Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. JULIE turns over to find RAYNE wide awake JULIE Can't sleep? RAYNE Can't stop thinking about it. PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. RAYNE explains. JULIE rolls back over. RAYNE He's a good candidate. RAYNE But how do I properly express that in a slogan? JULIE Why does he deserve to lead the nation? PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. Inspiration hits. RAYNE There it is. PANEL 4 CAMPAIGN POSTER. The CAVE TROLL, from Lord of the Rings, standing behind a podium and yelling, this time with his slogan. CAPTION BOX Cave Troll for President 2016 CAPTION BOX You Reap What You Fucking Sow

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