Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN.JULIE is cleaning up her breakfast when a suited RAYNE walks into the kitchen. RAYNE You know any other real estate guys? JULIE Didn't I already give you my guy? PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE looks anywhere but at JULIE. RAYNE Yeah. RAYNE There were complications. PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. Cut to a few days ago, with a REAL ESTATE AGENT showing a young couple the house, while RAYNE is hovering nearby and takes offence. MAN I'm not crazy about the first floor layout- RAYNE I'm not crazy about your face. RAYNE Because it is stupid. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE shrugs, as JULIE adds her own tale. RAYNE Did not know you could get fired by your real estate agent. JULIE Also the gynaecologist. JULIE True story.

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