Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is watching CHEERS in the living room with MOM. RAYNE How does 95% of Cheers take place in a bar; RAYNE Yet we never see anyone drunk? Next panel, RAYNE continues, MOM sighs in embarrassment. RAYNE Comparatively; RAYNE Mom's around a bottle of wine and within the hour she's running from the imaginary bees chasing her. MOM I'm happy you were there for that. NEXT ROW OUTSIDE – BACKYARD. RAYNE is outside dressed for fall, and is looking up at a tree. RAYNE If the tree is mother; RAYNE looks down at the fallen leaves by his feet. RAYNE And leaves are children- RAYNE What does that make me? RAYNE runs, and jumps into a huge pile of leaves. DAD, holding a rake, smiles at RAYNE. RAYNE, lying there in a pile of leaves, looks middle horrified by his own actions. DAD Again? RAYNE I'm a monster. RAYNE But yes.

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