Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE turns to JULIE, who is amused. RAYNE What? JULIE Are you shitting me? JULIE You don't find the irony in you judging the kid for failing to think ahead? PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE denies. RAYNE I do not. RAYNE I'm all about the planning. PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. JULIE proposes a hypothetical, and RAYNE gets excited and immediately mimes jumping in. JULIE There's a cadbury egg at the bottom of a well. JULIE What do you do? RAYNE In October? RAYNE I jump the hell down and eat that egg. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. JULIE smiles in satisfaction, as RAYNE catches his mistake. RAYNE …and then I craft a tiny ladder with the foil to get out?

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