Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE walks by the living room, where MOM is exhausted. MOM I'm too tired to make you dinner tonight. Next panel, RAYNE is on a step stool, in front of the stove, boiling water to make Mac and Cheese. RAYNE 20 years down the road, people are going to wonder why my culinary palette includes only Macaroni and cheese. NEXT ROW DEPT STORE. DAD and RAYNE are in the department store, in the boys clothing area. DAD You need some new shirts. DAD is picking out pants. DAD And pants. DAD grabs socks and underwear. DAD Socks. Underwear. RAYNE slips a comment in, and DAD repeats it absent mindedly. RAYNE And a cape. DAD And a cape. DAD realizes what he just said, and looks at RAYNE who smiles proudly. Cut to the house, with the 2 of them coming home to see MOM, with RAYNE wearing his new cape. DAD shrugs at MOM's questioning look. DAD He Jedi mind tricked me. DAD He keeps the cape.

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