Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is standing outside, and talks to the reader. RAYNE Underwear. RAYNE rolls on the floor laughing hysterically. NEXT ROW OUTSIDE. Close up of RAYNE. RAYNE I don't understand praying. RAYNE corrects himself. RAYNE I understand the need to talk to a fictional character; RAYNE I do. RAYNE shrugs. RAYNE But praying is a bunch of people reading from the same bible. RAYNE You don't think God would want to hear something different from time to time? Pull out to show RAYNE and DAD are outside of the church, attending a wedding, and both wearing suits. RAYNE is pleased with himself. DAD You yelled 'Hey' at the top of your lungs. RAYNE And now I'm out of church. RAYNE My prayers have been answered.

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