Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE is reading on his iPAD, while JOHN is making himself breakfast. RAYNE People are getting pretty crazy about Star Wars. JOHN I caught the coverage on their toy launch last week. PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE doesn't get it. RAYNE Boggling to me that people are lining up to buy toys for a movie that's not out for another 3 months. RAYNE They don't even know who this BB-8 droid is, yet everyone is dropping 160$ to own him. PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. JOHN agrees, RAYNE looks thoughtful. JOHN What if he turns out to be another Jar Jar? RAYNE Personally, I'm hoping for a Jamaican accent and a racist bent. PANEL 4 TATIANA. Cut to the STAR WARS trailer, where BB8 is on TATTOOING, running across the desert. BB8 I dunno who's chasing me, mon; BB8 But it better not be the fucking Chinese.

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