TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is playing outside, when MOM pokes her head out. RAYNE responds. MOM Do you want to go back to school shopping? RAYNE Do you want to go coffin shopping? NEXT ROW INSIDE – SCHOOL SUPPLY STORE / OFFICE DEPOT. MOM and RAYNE are shopping for school supplies. RAYNE doesn't look happy. MOM Do you want an eraser that smells like bubble gum? RAYNE Why? RAYNE goes on a rant. RAYNE Will that make me smarter? He continues. RAYNE More popular in school? RAYNE Will it make the days go by faster? RAYNE starts to yell. RAYNE What do you think a smelly eraser will accomplish in the grand scheme of things? MOM, still holding the eraser. RAYNE keeps yelling. MOM Do you want it? RAYNE OF COURSE I WANT THE SMELLY ERASER!