PANEL 1 CON TALES – TITLE PANEL. PANEL 2 GENCON – BOOTH. SOHMER is climbing up to stand on their table, while LAR looks up at him. SOHMER ATTENTION ALL GENCON ATTENDEES: LAR Here we go. PANEL 3 GENCON – BOOTH. Everyone walking by in the aisle stops to listen, and SOHMER yells out. SOHMER WHOEVER TOLD YOU THAT TUCKING IN YOUR SHIRT WOULD ACCENTUATE THE CORRECT PARTS OF YOU- SOHMER LIED. PANEL 4 GENCON – BOOTH. SOHMER continues, as LAR sadly untucks his shirt. SOHMER LIKE ALOT.