Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is playing with WEIRD AL in the playground. RAYNE is laughing at WEIRD AL, who is being silly. RAYNE You're weird, Al. NEXT ROW INSIDE – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE is watching the rain fall outside, as DAD is reading the paper. RAYNE A boy in my class said it rains because God is crying. RAYNE Is that true? DAD puts the paper down, and looks at RAYNE. DAD What do you think? RAYNE looks thoughtful. RAYNE explains. RAYNE I think it's raining because water evaporates, then condenses into water droplets; RAYNE Clusters of the droplets are called clouds. RAYNE When water droplets grow heavy enough, gravity pulls them down as raindrops. DAD smiles at his son proudly. DAD Then why does the boy believe it's God crying? RAYNE It's easier to assume that God is a giant crybaby than read an encyclopedia?

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