PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE -BEDROOM. RAYNE is trying to sleep, while JULIE is reading something on her iPad. JULIE You hear about these condoms that change color if they detect an STD? RAYNE Like some type of cock mood ring? PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE -BEDROOM. RAYNE sits up angrily. JULIE The concept was from a few British teenagers. RAYNE Kids have their priorities all messed up these days. PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE -BEDROOM. RAYNE tells a story. RAYNE When I was a teenager, I came up with the idea to use beans for breast enlargements. RAYNE I may go blind form Gonorrhoea but I can still get around by holding on to those giant tatas. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S HOUSE -BEDROOM. RAYNE mimics being blind. JULIE I don't think you understand STDs or vision loss. RAYNE I can't see you. RAYNE Quick, put your boobs in my hands.