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PANEL 1 IDS – RAYNE'S OFFICE. RAYNE is reading something on his computer when NANCY walks in. RAYNE Amazing that people still try and stowaway on planes by hiding in the wheel wells. PANEL 2 IDS – RAYNE'S OFFICE. NANCY comes around to read what RAYNE is reading, NANCY I don't think amazing is the right word. PANEL 3 IDS – RAYNE'S OFFICE. RAYNE explains. NANCY Sad would be more appropriate. RAYNE But amazing that the airlines haven't figured out a way to charge for it. PANEL 4 AIRPORT TARMAC – BY PLANE. Cut to the tarmac at an airport, where a STOWAWAY is about to climb into the well of a plane, as the UNITED AGENT is trying to explain the values of plus. UNITED AGENT With United Stowaway Plus, you get an extra 3 inches between your head and the wheel. STOWAWAY Does that include a warning when the landing gear goes down?

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