Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – JOHN'S ROOM. JOHN is putting together some boxes in his room, while RAYNE is lying on his bed. RAYNE is staring up at the ceiling. RAYNE H-uh. PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – JOHN'S ROOM. RAYNE can't recall. RAYNE For the life of me; RAYNE I can't remember why I drilled a glory hole on your ceiling. PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – JOHN'S ROOM. JOHN reminds him. JOHN You were trying to prove the existence of God. RAYNE Oh yeah. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S HOUSE – JOHN'S ROOM. RAYNE makes his conclusion. RAYNE So either there is no god, or he just doesn't find you attractive. JOHN Or I refused the chapstick you kept offering me.

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