Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE has gotten off JOHN's leg, and they're talking, RAYNE You know we've been living together almost as long as I lived with my parents. JOHN Yeah. PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. JOHN grimaces, RAYME shrugs. JOHN Did you ever think that maybe we were a gay couple? RAYNE Yeah, until I got a second opinion. PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. BERT and ERNIE Walk in. BERT You guys are totally straight. ERNIE Totally. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. BERT and ERNIE gesture them to follow them, as RAYNE feels reassured and does. JOHN sighs, but follows them too. BERT Let's hit the shower. JOHN I just don't see why we can't take turns.

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