Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is on a stage of at a PHARMACIST convention. RAYNE is at a podium. RAYNE Good morning. Next Panel, RAYNE smiles at the audience. RAYNE Thank you for allowing me to speak. NEXT ROW CONVENTION. RAYNE puts a bottle of yellow medicine on the podium. RAYNE This is a bottle of your banana flavoured medicine. RAYNE puts a banana on the podium. RAYNE This is an actual banana, of which I assume none of you have ever tasted. RAYNE gestures to both items. RAYNE One tastes like a banana. RAYNE One tastes like cold shnot. RAYNE asks a question. RAYNE Can you guess which is which? Cut to 2 PHARMACISTS whispering in the audience. PHARMACIST 1 How is he our keynote speaker? RAYNE This is a cherry.

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