TITLE BOX
In the title box, RAYNE is lying on the floor watching FAMILY MATTERS on TV, with URKEL on the screen.
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LIVING ROOM, RAYNE, gets up from watching URKEL, and turns to BABY, then launches into HAMLET. (NOTE – I’ll leave the panel blocking for you!)
RAYNE
Alas, poor Urkel!
RAYNE
I knew him, baby.
RAYNE
A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy;
RAYNE
Where be your gibes in twenty years' time?
RAYNE
Your glasses? Your suspenders? Your 'Did I do that'?
RAYNE
Your fate, poor Urkel, lies in a poorly written article-
RAYNE
Titled 'Where are they now';
RAYNE
Shared by the book of faces-
RAYNE
And forgotten once more.