Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 IDS – RAYNE'S OFFICE. RAYNE is playing on his phone this entire strip. ISSA is clearly freaking out. RAYNE You've been dating that Andrews kid for years now. RAYNE What's the problem? ISSA Nothing. Everything. PANEL 2 IDS – RAYNE'S OFFICE. ISSA Marriage is kind of a big deal. RAYNE Not how celebrities do it. PANEL 3 IDS – RAYNE'S OFFICE. ISSA I'm freaking out. RAYNE Yes you are. PANEL 4 IDS – RAYNE'S OFFICE. ISSA Could you stop playing Boom Beach for a goddamned second and talk to me? RAYNE An idle submarine is the devil's tool!

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