Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RESTAURANT – ENTRANCE. RAYNE is still looking for the girl. ALAN She's not here. RAYNE Or she's really, really tiny. PANEL 2 RESTAURANT – ENTRANCE. RAYNE is confused now. ALAN Did you actually read my contest entry? RAYNE You're saying there was text next to the picture of your girlfriend? PANEL 3 RESTAURANT – ENTRANCE. JULIE chuckles, ALAN sighs. JULIE He didn't read it. ALAN Well, she's not here and I need your help. PANEL 4 RESTAURANT – ENTRANCE. ALAN explains, as RAYNE pulls a menu to look at it. ALAN She's in Ukraine. RAYNE I'm listening. RAYNE Half-assedly.

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