Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S APARTMENT – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE jerks awake, back in the living room, where JOHN is sitting on the couch reading a book. RAYNE GUH! JOHN Hey. PANEL 2 RAYNE'S APARTMENT – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE asks JOHN. RAYNE I need to know. RAYNE Are Honey Badgers real? PANEL 3 RAYNE'S APARTMENT – LIVING ROOM. JOHN's eyes go red, honey badger red, as he glares wickedly at RAYNE. JOHN We sure are, mother fucker. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S APARTMENT – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE jerks awake, back in the living room. JOHN is there, reading a book. RAYNE GUH! JOHN I'm not cleaning up that puddle of pee you're lying in.

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