Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 IDS – ISSA'S CUBICLE. ISSA is working when RAYNE's voice comes out on the intercom. RAYNE Attention employees. RAYNE Before the rumour mill has a chance to churn this one out, I wanted to confirm that yes; PANEL 2 IDS – ISSA'S CUBICLE. RAYNE I did have a penis related injury. RAYNE I am fine, except for the itching. PANEL 3 IDS – ISSA'S CUBICLE. RAYNE That said, do not be alarmed if you come into my office to find me with my hands down my pants. PANEL 4 IDS – ISSA'S CUBICLE. RAYNE Or rubbing my crotch against a ridged surface much like a cat against a chair leg.

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