Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 OUTSIDE – IN PARK. RAYNE and NOEL are walking through the park on their lunch, eating. RAYNE There's a lot to be genuinely upset about these days. RAYNE So why does it seem like people are actively searching for things to be mad about? PANEL 2 OUTSIDE – IN PARK. RAYNE Is 'Professionally Outraged' an actual job title now? PANEL 3 OUTSIDE – IN PARK. RAYNE Twitter caps you at 140 characters a tweet. PANEL 4 OUTSIDE – IN PARK. RAYNE I want to live in a world where you're capped to 1 tweet; RAYNE 1 tweet per non-issue you try to turn into a real one.

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