Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE is lying on the couch, as HARRY plays the shrink. HARRY Tell me more. RAYNE Well, my views- PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE gets up suspiciously, suddenly. RAYNE Hang on a second, hobo. RAYNE Why do you suddenly care so much about my beliefs? PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. HARRY Gets very emotional. RAYNE And why would you even want me to come to church? HARRY Because you're like a son to me. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE finally gets it, as HARRY Redacts his previous statement. RAYNE Out of curiosity, does it cost money to join this new church of yours? HARRY Because you're like a rich son to me.

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