Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is outside, watching a single beautiful snowflake come down. NEXT Panel, RAYNE pulls out a hair dryer on an extension chord, and melts the snowflake. NEXT ROW OUTSIDE – IN FRONT OF GARAGE DOOR. DAD walks over to where RAYNE is up on a ladder, holding red chalk. DAD I appreciate you taking the halloween decorates down. RAYNE You're very welcome. DAD gestures to the garage door. DAD I think we're a little early on the Christmas stuff though. RAYNE Can you ever be too early to celebrate the birth of what's-his-face? DAD chuckles and walks away. DAD I guess not. Pull out, to show that RAYNE has written in Christmas colors – 'Forget the chimney. Use this door, Fat Man' – Ps, Eric is the one who called you Fat Man. I should probably get his presents'

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