Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE turns to face HARRY curiously. RAYNE You're getting a colonoscopy. HARRY Yep. PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE There's a lot of prep before a colonoscopy. HARRY I know. HARRY Stay out of the garage until winter. PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE asks the question. RAYNE I guess my question is, how do you afford any of this? HARRY You have great insurance. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE finally understands. RAYNE I was wondering why my rates kept increasing. HARRY I'm your +1. HARRY …in the dependants column of your federal taxes.

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