Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is standing up and smiling to the reader, mimicking the famous Mary-Jane Watson line. RAYNE Face it, tiger. RAYNE You've hit the jackpot. NEXT PANEL, pull out to show that RAYNE is at the casino, with an actual Tiger having just won the jackpot on a slot machine. The Tiger is sitting on the stool. NEXT ROW SOCCER CEREMONY. RAYNE is in his soccer outfit, on a stage, it's his turn to get a trophy. RAYNE Are you seriously giving me a trophy? RAYNE For soccer? RAYNE keeps talking to the official handing out the trophies. RAYNE For a season of which I spent 9 of the 10 games pretending I was a Mogwai? RAYNE keeps going. RAYNE And the 10th game I hid under the slide? RAYNE points to a kid ahead of him. DAD calls out from the audience. RAYNE You're giving me the same trophy as Sports McGee over there? DAD Just say thank you! RAYNE takes the trophy, while DAD weakly talks to the father sitting next to him. RAYNE Thank you for rewarding mediocrity and punishing excellence. DAD Where can we sign up for next year?

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