Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE walks by the living room where JOHN is reading his iPad. RAYNE What are you reading? JOHN An article about your campaign on the Huffington Post. PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. JOHN reads it off. JOHN Apparently you're sponsored by the pharmaceutical industry and your entire awareness drive is to increase the spread of STDs in North America. PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. JOHN flips to another story. RAYNE reads over his shoulder. JOHN The guys over at FOX News are defending you though, saying the rise in medical costs are the results of Obama's failed health care policies. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE is curious. RAYNE And CNN? JOHN Wolf Blitzer is talking to a guy who cut the hair of the adopted son of the woman who groomed the rabbit owned by a passenger of Malaysian Flight 370.

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