TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is dressed up as a smurf, looking at a real SMURF. RAYNE Is this offensive? SMURF Yes. NEXT ROW BACKYARD. RAYNE is building a raft in the backyard. DAD What are you up to? RAYNE Building a raft. DAD smiles. DAD To go where? RAYNE Wherever the wind takes me. RAYNE The world is a large place, father, and I wish to see all of it. DAD clarifies his question. RAYNE looks at him like he's dense. DAD I meant, where you going to put your raft? RAYNE In the river. DAD continues his line of questioning, as the reality dawns on RAYNE. DAD The river that runs through the suburbs? Cut to RAYNE shoving his raft in the garbage. RAYNE Did you know the suburbs were going to crush my dreams when you bought this house? DAD I suspected.