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PANEL 1 RAYNE's HOUSE – JOHN'S ROOM. JOHN is still thinking, while VADER looks in the direction of the bathroom. JOHN Maybe I should just say it. LIL' VADER Maybe you should start wondering how long it takes your girlfriend to pee. PANEL 2 RAYNE's HOUSE – JOHN'S ROOM. JOHN nods, as VADER offers an option. JOHN A valid point. LIL' VADER Maybe Obi Wan took her. PANEL 3 RAYNE's HOUSE – JOHN'S ROOM. VADER is curious. JOHN Probably not. LIL' VADER How come no one ever asks what I did with Obi Wan's robes after he farted and turned into a ghost? PANEL 4 RAYNE's HOUSE – JOHN'S ROOM. VADER does a lunge. JOHN gets up and calls to LAURA. LIL' VADER Here's a clue. LIL' VADER I wear them as a thong. JOHN Laura?

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