Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE's HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE and JOHN are watching TV together, while RAYNE looks worried. RAYNE Apple has Siri. PANEL 2 RAYNE's HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE keeps talking. RAYNE Microsoft is releasing 'Cortana'. PANEL 3 RAYNE's HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE shows JOHN his phone, looking terrified of the future. RAYNE I have a Samsung Note. RAYNE And I know how this ends. PANEL 4 RAYNE's CAR. Cut to the future, with RAYNE in his car, yelling at his phone, that shows the HAL 9000 eye. RAYNE Just tell me where the nearest frozen yogurt is! HAL 9000 I'm sorry, Rayne. I'm afraid I can't do that.

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