Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 GYM. DEREK and RAYNE are facing off. DEREK You could just tell Julie that you want to be in a relationship with her. DEREK Instead of letting me beat the crap out of you. PANEL 2 GYM. RAYNE looks thoughtful. RAYNE I could. RAYNE Or- PANEL 3 GYM. RAYNE throws a punch. RAYNE HA! PANEL 4 GYM. DEREK has somehow turned the move around, so they're now in the missionary position, with RAYNE on the bottom. RAYNE You're shitting me with this, right? DEREK I'm almost there.

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