Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE and DAD are looking up at the stars, from inside the house. RAYNE Do you think we'll get to Mars in my lifetime? DAD What about my lifetime? RAYNE chuckles at DAD's expense. RAYNE The VCR is still an exciting technology to you. RAYNE Where do you really think you're going? NEXT ROW At home, RAYNE is in bed, with his eyes close, talking. RAYNE Summer Olympics. RAYNE Winter olympics. RAYNE continues. RAYNE Seasonal based games are great, but what if there were Olympics that centred around the time of day? RAYNE Imagine the 2142 Night Olympics. RAYNE Think of the events. We see that MOM is standing in the room, holding a glass of chocolate milk. MOM Such as? RAYNE The Men's Individual 12-Hour Sleep. RAYNE reaches out and pulls BABY under the blankets. RAYNE Team 14-Hour Sleep. Cats allowed. MOM reaches for the covers, RAYNE retreats. Eyes still closed. MOM Get out bed, athlete. RAYNE I'm sleeping and talking. I'm technically a bi-athlete.

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