TITLE BOX In the title box, in RAYNE's room, RAYNE has set up a mock version of CONGRESS, with GI Joe figures standing there as senators, cabinet members, etc. Only COBRA figures should be present. DESTRO, the master of arms by the door, calls out. (Note: It's RAYNE doing his voice obviously) DESTRO Mr Commander, The President of Cobra. Next panel, RAYNE, wearing a suit, walks down the 'aisle' and starts shaking hands with various action figures. NEXT ROW RAYNE begins his speech to the assembled COBRA members.COBRA COMMANDER and SERPENTOR are sitting behind RAYNE at the podium. RAYNE Cobra Commander, RAYNE Serpentor, RAYNE Marketable soldiers with actual names, RAYNE And Nameless Members of Cobra- RAYNE begins. RAYNE Wherever and whenever I can take steps without legislation to expand opportunity for this terrorist organization, that's what I'm going to do. RAYNE Both factions, Cobra-La and the progressive Zartan-led Dreadnoks have argued that our fighting force needs to be more effective. RAYNE So let's work together and enact new policies to ensure the future of this great yet terrible terror cell. RAYNE makes his main point. RAYNE Help me get our troops the training they need; RAYNE And finally, teach them how to aim their laser guns. RAYNE grimaces, as DR MINDBENDER calls out from the benches. RAYNE It's getting embarrassing. DR MINDBENDER You lie!