Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 Restaurant – Lunch Time. NOEL and RAYNE are having lunch. RAYNE scoffs at the suggestion. NOEL Would you have done what Chris Christie is being accused of? Close a bridge for personal desire? RAYNE I would close a bridge to get my hot & sour soup to my door 1 minute earlier. PANEL 2 Restaurant – Lunch Time. RAYNE keeps thinking. RAYNE I would ground all air travel for 24 hours so that I could fly a kite without worrying about wake turbulence. PANEL 3 Restaurant – Lunch Time. RAYNE has an even better idea. RAYNE Or better yet, RAYNE I would convert daycares into old age homes in the middle of the day without informing the parents. PANEL 4 Restaurant – Lunch Time. RAYNE becomes stoic. NOEL is impressed. RAYNE And when they would come to pick up their kids, I'd tell them: RAYNE Your children chose…poorly. NOEL That is an elaborate nerd-based abuse of power.

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