Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE and JOHN are on the playground. RAYNE looks irritated. RAYNE Why do we even play with that kid? RAYNE He's horrible at Hide-and-seek. Next panel, in the wide open, trying to hide behind a small ball, is WALDO, as a kid, looking sad. NEXT ROW Inside – Classroom. Close up on RAYNE as he begins to talk. RAYNE I watched a movie last night. RAYNE It was called 'Alive'. RAYNE keeps going. RAYNE All these people crashed in an airplane and were stranded on a frozen mountain. RAYNE keeps explaining. RAYNE They ran out of food, so they started to eat each other. The TEACHER finally interrupts him. TEACHER What's the question? RAYNE Why would they not have just waited for a Tauntaun? RAYNE turns to JOHN with a shrug. JOHN nods. RAYNE Sure, they smell bad on the inside but it's got to be better than eating a soccer teammate.

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