Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is dressed as Santa Clause, holding up a trick or treat bag. Dad is confused. DAD You're dressed as Santa. RAYNE On Halloween. Next panel, RAYNE winks. DAD I think you're confusing the holidays. RAYNE Or, I'm ahead of the curve on pop culture mashups. NEXT ROW Outside – Halloween Night. RAYNE is giggling as he shoots up a role of toilet paper. Next 3 panels are of RAYNE TPing a tree, giggling the whole time. Pull out, to show ERIC watching, and it's in fact the front lawn of their own house. RAYNE looks thoughtful, as he stops mid throw. ERIC You're not supposed to teepee your own house, moron. RAYNE Using that tidbit, I hypothesize that I probably shouldn't have egged it either.

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