PANEL 1 Con Tales – Title. PANEL 2 NYCC – BFE Booth. A reader comes up to the booth with a Red Bull for SOHMER, as SOHMER reaches for it. READER Hi Sohmer, I brought you a RedBull! SOHMER I-I-I PANEL 3 NYCC – BFE Booth. LAR pins SOHMER's hands down, as the rest off them explain. LAR He can't drink them anymore. WILL Doctors say so. MOSS Side effects include things such as 'death'. PANEL 4 NYCC – BFE Booth. Though WILL, MOSS and LAR are holding him down, SOHMER tries to be reasonable with the freaked out reader. SOHMER I'm not trying to make this weird, but can you open the can so I can smell it? SOHMER I'll give you one of my children. SOHMER Preferably not the one who can talk, but whatever.