Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 Rayne's Home – Living Room. JOHN is watching TV when a nauseated RAYNE comes out of the bathroom waving his hands. RAYNE What did you to do the bathroom? JOHN Sorry. JOHN The doctor changed my meds up a bit, said there might be some side effects. PANEL 2 Rayne's Home – Living Room. JOHN looks sheepish. RAYNE Side effects? RAYNE The UN is in there now gathering evidence of Chemical warfare. PANEL 3 Rayne's Home – Living Room. RAYNE keeps going. RAYNE They plan on presenting a resolution that includes sanctions against your asshole. PANEL 4 Rayne's Home – Living Room. JOHN Gets up to go back to the bathroom. JOHN I'll go spray again. RAYNE Fortunately for you, the Russians will probably veto.

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