Comic Transcript

In the Title Box, Rayne walks into the kitchen where Mom is cooking. Rayne: Remember the time I tried to attach 2 squirrels to my feet as an alternative to walking? Next panel, Rayne nods, walking away. Mom: No… Rayne: You will in a moment. NEXT ROW Dad and Rayne are playing in the park. Rayne: Would you say that I’m your “little miracle”? Dad: Yes. Rayne keeps asking. Rayne: Would you put that in writing? Dad: Sure. Rayne asks one more question. Rayne: And bring it your lawyer to have it notarized? Dad figures it out, as Rayne pulls out a lighter. Dad: The Vatican is not going to saint you. Rayne: They will after I show them the miracle of FIRE.

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