Cell #1 Con Tales – Title Panel. Cell #2 Con Tales. Lar, dressed normally, comes back to the table. Lar: Hey. Cell #3 Con Tales. Lar sits down, looking around. Lar: Where’s Sailor Bacon? Cell #4 Con Tales. Sohmer glares at him, as Lar looks confused. Sohmer: Are you really following that horrifying cosplay with the Polkaroo bit? Lar: He was just here a minute ago.