Comic Transcript

Cell #1 Rayne’s House – Den. Rayne is playing Xbox when John comes home wearing a suit. Rayne: How was the funeral? John: Same as always. John: Gets me thinking. Cell #2 Rayne’s House – Den. John plumps down on the couch. Rayne: About? John: About how a stranger is going to define my entire life with a single sentence after I’m gone. Cell #3 Funeral Home in the Future. Cut to Rayne’s funeral many years from now, and a Jedi is giving Rayne’s eulogy. Jedi: Rayne Summers led an Erotic Life. Cell #4 Rayne’s House – Den. Cut back to reality. John didn’t follow, and Rayne is still playing xbox, but answers obviously. John: Why is a Jedi giving your eulogy? Rayne: Because the Rohirim were defending Helms deep.

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