Comic Transcript

Cell #1 Title Panel. A new feature, with Rayne dressed up as Steve Jobs, with the Apple Logo behind him. Title: Rayne’s Guide to a successful Apple Presentation. Cell #2 Apple Presentation – Stage. Rayne is on the apple stage, with no pants, gesturing at his penis. Caption: Step 1. Talk about the Current State of Affairs. Rayne: Look at my dick! Rayne: It’s huge! Cell #3 Apple Presentation – Stage. Cut to Rayne at the tail end of masturbation, about to finish. Caption: Step 2. Discuss where the company is headed. Rayne: Almost there- Cell #4 Apple Presentation – Stage. Rayne does up his pants, as he gestures to the mess he just made and talks to the audience. Caption: Step 3. Evaluate the audience’s reaction. Rayne: Clean that up. Rayne: Don’t pretend you didn’t like it.

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