Comic Transcript

Cell #1 Hospital – Delivery Room. Kate is in the delivery room, and is being examined by the doctor. The doctor is looking at Noel, while his hand is inside Kate. Doctor: It feels like you’re about 6cm dilated. Noel: Could you not make eye contact with me when you’re shoulder deep in my wife? Cell #2 Hospital – Delivery Room. Noel is uncomfortable. Doctor: Babies are very low. Noel: Playing the part of the Sarlaac Pit will be my wife’s vagina. Cell #3 Hospital – Delivery Room. The doctor somehow goes even deeper, Noel can’t look. Doctor: We’re looking good. Noel: Jesus. Noel: She’s not a puppet. Cell #4 Hospital – Delivery Room. Kate has finally had enough. Kate: Noel! Noel: Is that you talking or the doctor? Noel: Because I can’t tell.

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