Comic Transcript

Cell #1 Rayne’s House – Kitchen. John is eating breakfast when a very happy with himself Rayne walks in. John: What? Cell #2 Rayne’s House – Kitchen. Rayne explains his accomplishment. John doesn’t even show any reaction. Rayne: After months of hard work, I have officially touched every surface of this house with my penis. Cell #3 Rayne’s House – Kitchen. John speaks. John: After months of equally difficult work, I’ve finished spreading a very light coating of sand over every surface of this house. Cell #4 Rayne’s House – Kitchen. John keeps eating his breakfast. Rayne gives John the Are you a robot glare, while scratching at his junk.

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