Comic Transcript

Cell #1 Rayne’s House – Kitchen. Rayne walks into the Kitchen where John is reading a newspaper, and having breakfast. Rayne: What’d I miss around here? John: A Rutgers basketball coach got caught on film for physically and verbally abusing his players. Cell #2 Rayne’s House – Kitchen. Rayne shrugs it off. Rayne: That, I heard about. Rayne: Totally taken out of context. John: And what context would that behavior have been acceptable? Cell #3 Gym. In the Rutgers gym, the player is begging the coach. Coach: I can’t do it. Player: Please, Coach, please! Player: If you don’t call me a fucking fairy and throw basketballs at my junk, the bank will take my parents house. Cell #4 Gym. The Coach and the player are hugging now, both weeping. Coach: Fine, but promise me, after all this is over, you will live life to the fullest of your potential. Player: You truly are the wind beneath all of our wings.

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